Mar
16
A new name, a new job, a whole new identity
Old Personal

It wouldn’t be too hard to whip up all my financial stats from the number of credit-card offers, bank statements, and birthday cards I empty into the recycling bin. Just Google “jane doe” - you can figure out their hobbies, graduation date, employer, marriage date, wife’s name, etc. etc. etc.

“Security breach lets criminals view Canadians’ credit reports”

I saw this episode in Spanish and it’s STILL funny…

One agent suggests a new identity for Homer.
Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you’ll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let’s just practise a bit, hmm? When I say, “Hello, Mr. Thompson,” you’ll say, “Hi.”
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
[A long time later]
Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, “Hello, Mr. Thompson,”
and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer’s foot a few times]
Homer: [stares blankly]
[to other agent] I think he’s talking to _you_.

from www.snpp.com

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